Kitchen Tech Fan Gifts

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Time Machine Collision

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Drive in movies.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"It appears you have a virus."

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Your mom's a very special person."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."