Kitchen Virtuoso Fan Gifts

"Your mom's a very special person."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Baker Romance

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Cook and her Maids

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Russian eggs.

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

I'm looking for an entr

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"So much to do... so little time."

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

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