Kitchen Aficionado Gifts

Women's Institute First Annual Onion Chopping Competition "Mark my words, it'll all end in tears"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"So much to do... so little time."

'Go-large' was taking on a whole new meaning in the kitchen!

Domestic Goddess.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Too much cilantro

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

A Day In The Kitchen

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Beauty and the Baste

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

The First Steak.

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"Do you have an Isa?"