Kitchen Aficionado Prints

Women's Institute First Annual Onion Chopping Competition "Mark my words, it'll all end in tears"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"So much to do... so little time."

'Go-large' was taking on a whole new meaning in the kitchen!

Domestic Goddess.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

The First Steak.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Beauty and the Baste

"Do you have an Isa?"

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."