Kitchen Connoisseur Gifts

A Day In The Kitchen

"Yes, it's self-defrosting. It also does a daily inventory, searches for the best deal and runs over to the store for you."

'I can too show gratitude. I'm just saving it for the right moment.'

"I'm sorry, but your restaurant has failed on a number of issues"

'Of course, the one you buy would be upright. This is just the floor model.'

'Dinner is just about ready. Here, take these and go set the floor.'

'What makes you think my kitchen was fitted by cowboys?'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'I think he's had it with dry dog food.'

'There! This time I've cut off all the burnt bits!'

'I still say you haven't given the diet a fair chance.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."

"You've burnt the toast? That's it, we need a new kitchen."

'I spend all afternoon cooking and you just go ruin your appetite with a belly full of fireflies!'

"I don't want a plubmer who's always at my disposal."

'Baking is my video gaming.'

"...and our show 'Cooking with fresh ingredients' has been moved to next week."

"Ok, so I lied about my aga!"

'There was a what in your soup?'

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

'Everything is spoiled. Don't tell me it's not cyberhacking.'

A kitchen counter

Goalie in trouble with his wife as he is using her oven gloves in goal

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Do we really need a serving hatch?'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Washing up

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

Bread bin. Shortbread bin

Chefs

"Do you have an Isa?"

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'