Kitchen Connoisseurs Gifts

"Ding ding ding ding!" It was the egg timer. The wall, the fall, the king's horses, the king's men - it was all only a dream!

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Counting ribs

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

Too much cilantro

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

A Day In The Kitchen

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Full English Breakfast.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"Regular service or affected?"

this bordeaux speaks for itself

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'