Connoisseur Of Cuisine Gifts

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Too much cilantro

"I come here for the pepper."

A Day In The Kitchen

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"Regular service or affected?"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Quick swig first?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'