Kitchen Connoisseur Mugs

A Day In The Kitchen

"Yes, it's self-defrosting. It also does a daily inventory, searches for the best deal and runs over to the store for you."

'I can too show gratitude. I'm just saving it for the right moment.'

"I'm sorry, but your restaurant has failed on a number of issues"

'Of course, the one you buy would be upright. This is just the floor model.'

'Dinner is just about ready. Here, take these and go set the floor.'

'What makes you think my kitchen was fitted by cowboys?'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'There! This time I've cut off all the burnt bits!'

'I still say you haven't given the diet a fair chance.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'I think he's had it with dry dog food.'

"I don't want a plubmer who's always at my disposal."

'Everything is spoiled. Don't tell me it's not cyberhacking.'

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

'There was a what in your soup?'

"...and our show 'Cooking with fresh ingredients' has been moved to next week."

'Baking is my video gaming.'

'I spend all afternoon cooking and you just go ruin your appetite with a belly full of fireflies!'

"You've burnt the toast? That's it, we need a new kitchen."

"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."

Goalie in trouble with his wife as he is using her oven gloves in goal

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

A kitchen counter

'Do we really need a serving hatch?'

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Washing up

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

Chefs

"Do you have an Isa?"

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'