Kitchen Techie Gifts

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Counting ribs

Ascent of Machine.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Gadget geek.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

All the apps hidden within a phone

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

I've always been slower than computers...

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."