Kitchen Appliance Technician Gifts

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Kitchen Kapers

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'Cooking'

Chef copy robot

Ghostbasters 3

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Funky Chef 2

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Boys Cooking

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Egg Surprise

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'