Home Appliance Technician Gifts

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The world's most unemployable family

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

Daily News Headline Writing Dept. Here's a story about a Colorado appliance salesperson involved in an auto mishap … "Denver blender vendor in fender bender!"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Igloo with Heat Pump

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'