Home Appliance Technician Pillows

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The world's most unemployable family

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Igloo with Heat Pump

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'