Appliance Repair Technician Pillows

"Yes, it's self-defrosting. It also does a daily inventory, searches for the best deal and runs over to the store for you."

It was humming. What did you expect me to do? Teach it the words?

The Adventures of Break-O-Man

'Of course the dryer you buy will be upright and fully assembled. This is a floor model.'

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

I'd like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a "do not resuscitate" order.

"Uh-Oh, a piece of cardboard got sucked into the dryer. . . Can't we just stick something in there?"

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

"Hey, have you heard the one about the broken dishwasher, the irate customer, and the 'I don't give a damn' customer service?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Dummies Books.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The world's most unemployable family

Computer operator welding machine.

Blend Schools

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

Daily News Headline Writing Dept. Here's a story about a Colorado appliance salesperson involved in an auto mishap … "Denver blender vendor in fender bender!"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Genius Bar

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

Caveman wheel repairers.

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."