Appliance Repair Technician Pillows

"Yes, it's self-defrosting. It also does a daily inventory, searches for the best deal and runs over to the store for you."

It was humming. What did you expect me to do? Teach it the words?

The Adventures of Break-O-Man

'Of course the dryer you buy will be upright and fully assembled. This is a floor model.'

"Uh-Oh, a piece of cardboard got sucked into the dryer. . . Can't we just stick something in there?"

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

"Hey, have you heard the one about the broken dishwasher, the irate customer, and the 'I don't give a damn' customer service?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The world's most unemployable family

Computer operator welding machine.

Blend Schools

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

Caveman wheel repairers.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Genius Bar

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"