Appliance Repair Specialist Pillows

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

The world's most unemployable family

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'I just can't picture it in our kitchen ..got any sticky notes or magnets and crap we can plaster all over it?'

'I think I've found our overload.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"It looks like I'll be able to recover you 2014-15 accounts but I'm afraid your 'Naught and Nice' files are toast..."

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'