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'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The world's most unemployable family

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Daily News Headline Writing Dept. Here's a story about a Colorado appliance salesperson involved in an auto mishap … "Denver blender vendor in fender bender!"

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

I'd like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a "do not resuscitate" order.

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'Well, no wonder -- you should have had it winterized.'

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

'I think I've found our overload.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"I find things go around in cycles."

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

The ice maker is leaking. Nothing can be done about that now. It's water under the fridge. F and E Plumbing.

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….