Appliance Repair Specialists Mugs

Washing machine maintenance

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The world's most unemployable family

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'Well, no wonder -- you should have had it winterized.'

'I think I've found our overload.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

"I find things go around in cycles."

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

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