Appliance Repair Mugs

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"You're right, Doris - it was made in India."

"Well, if I were you, I'd first watch a couple YouTube videos, then I'd screw it up."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The world's most unemployable family

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

'It's just some 'Stir 'n' Blend', 'Bake 'n' Slice', 'Mix 'n' Broil', Chop 'n' Simmer and 'Pour 'n' Serve.'

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

I'd like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a "do not resuscitate" order.

'I think I've found our overload.'

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

The ice maker is leaking. Nothing can be done about that now. It's water under the fridge. F and E Plumbing.

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

'Why can't you guys be more like the hot water heater, who may pay for itself in two years.'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'Of course, the one you buy would be upright. This is just the floor model.'

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'