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Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The world's most unemployable family

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Daily News Headline Writing Dept. Here's a story about a Colorado appliance salesperson involved in an auto mishap … "Denver blender vendor in fender bender!"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

I'd like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a "do not resuscitate" order.

'I just can't picture it in our kitchen ..got any sticky notes or magnets and crap we can plaster all over it?'

'I think I've found our overload.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….

The ice maker is leaking. Nothing can be done about that now. It's water under the fridge. F and E Plumbing.

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

He sold appliances.

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."