Appliance Technician T-Shirts

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'

'Have you tried not watching it, sir?'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

The ice maker is leaking. Nothing can be done about that now. It's water under the fridge. F and E Plumbing.

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

'We're free! We're free!'

'Welcome! I baked you a cake. My daugher a batch of chocolate chip cookies. My son's giving you his catchers mitt. Our dog...'

Your bread maker has a yeast infection.

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

High speed cinder block

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Battery Lighthouse