Kitchen Appliance Technician Pillows

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Kitchen Kapers

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'Cooking'

Ghostbasters 3

Chef copy robot

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Funky Chef 2

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Boys Cooking

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

Egg Surprise

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'