Home Appliance Tinkerer Pillows

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Gadget geek.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

'3-D TV Kit'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Filling the Missile Gap

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Edison invents the personal stereo

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"