Home Appliance Salesman Pillows

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Jim's Smart Kettle

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'It's just some 'Stir 'n' Blend', 'Bake 'n' Slice', 'Mix 'n' Broil', Chop 'n' Simmer and 'Pour 'n' Serve.'

"Let's go for the four-slot toaster."