Home Appliance Admirer Pillows

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Claus 2.0

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Roasted

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"My compliments to the can opener."

Entertainment systems

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Does it come with magnets?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"To toast!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."