Smart Home Admirer Pillows

"Hey, Alexa - turn the heat down to sixty-three, lock the door when we leave, raise the children, get them into a good school, leave them the house when we pass away, and have them bury us in companion plots on a hill at Greenwood cemetery."

Claus 2.0

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Driverless cars rage.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

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"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."