Smart Home Admirer Pillows

Claus 2.0

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Driverless cars rage.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

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"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Mad cleaning robot.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'