Home Comfort Admirer Pillows

Snowman dreams of being inside in the warm.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Unicorn Working From Home

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"You're never home."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"He's an indoor cat."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I see a couch."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

E-Z Livin'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Watching telly

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"C'mere, space heater."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'