Home Comfort Explorer Pillows

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

"Perfect! I like a firm mattress and he likes it soft."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

"He's an indoor cat."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"I see a couch."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

E-Z Livin'

Watching telly

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"C'mere, space heater."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'