Home Comfort Explorer Pillows

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

"Perfect! I like a firm mattress and he likes it soft."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"You're never home."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Unicorn Working From Home

Contented man and cat sleeping

"He's an indoor cat."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I see a couch."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Watching telly

E-Z Livin'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"C'mere, space heater."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."