Home Comfort Adventurer Pillows

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Travelogue

"You're never home."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"He's an indoor cat."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Working from Home.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."