Home Comfort Adventurer T-Shirts

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Travelogue

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"He's an indoor cat."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I see a couch."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."