Home Design Adventurer T-Shirts

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Ceiling Paint

Dominoes

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'So this is a kitchen!'

"Measuring dulls my creativity."

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"Mobile Tree Home"

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

For Sale sign combined with Fruit Machine - 'House Price Lottery'

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

Home Ship Home