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'Curiosity'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Hon, I'm home!'

'How's the water skiing?'

'We'll take it!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

I made you a cake!

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

The Inexperienced Cook

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

Time for pancakes!

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Egg Surprise

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

G.P.S. For the Home

But I followed the recipe exactly.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"