Home Decor Adventurer Pillows

"Peter says all these decorating programmes have given him a marvellous idea!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Too bright."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Moving in

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Ceiling Paint

"I love what you've done to the place."

Gamers

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'I hate rainy days!'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'