Home Decor Adventurer Mugs

"Peter says all these decorating programmes have given him a marvellous idea!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'We'll take it!'

Moving in

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

Ceiling Paint

"I love what you've done to the place."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Gamers

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."