Living Room Adventurer Mugs

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

Moving in

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Saguaro Cacti.

Skier.

Clock Face Golf Set

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Reading room

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."