Living Room Adventurer Mugs

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Too bright."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'We'll take it!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Moving in

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Reading room

G.P.S. For the Home

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Clock Face Golf Set

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Gamers