Interior Design Adventurer Mugs

'Wow, Geraldine, when you said you were redecorating with an outdoors motif I didn't think you meant this...'

"I'm assuming this is the first time you've hung wallpaper...?"

'...I didn't intentionally put that there.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Moving in

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"That's still too high"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"I love what you've done to the place."

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

"You need a hobby."

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Painting and decorating