Adventure Interiors Mugs

"I liked the couch better where it was."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Moving in

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"I like to stay on top of things."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Clock Face Golf Set

"I love what you've done to the place."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

The Insiders

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Gamers

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

'I hate rainy days!'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."