Adventure Interiors Pillows

"I liked the couch better where it was."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Moving in

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Clock Face Golf Set

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I love what you've done to the place."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Gamers

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

The Insiders

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

'I hate rainy days!'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."