Adventurous Decorators Pillows

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

A new meaning in the Roman

Super glue . . .

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I love what you've done to the place."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Celebrate EVERYTHING

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Kid spray painting a snowman.

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

Xmas tree

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Snowglobe In Summer

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

'...I didn't intentionally put that there.'

Easter Island Decorating

"I liked the couch better where it was."

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

Zen Garden litter box

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

Don't smoke in the house