Creative Decorators Pillows

'How are you doing on your side?'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Shelter Cat Nap

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Face Painting.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Redecorating Easter Island.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Pollock Painting Company