Home Comfort Expert Pillows

'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Unicorn Working From Home

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"You're never home."

"He's an indoor cat."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I see a couch."

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

E-Z Livin'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Watching telly

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"C'mere, space heater."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."