Home Comfort Lover Pillows

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'Isn't it great?!'

"You're never home."

"That's exactly his problem - he's always been afraid to take chances."

"Nice discovery, but I'm going back to the air conditioning."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"He's an indoor cat."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Working from Home.

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I see a couch."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

The Big Tree

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

E-Z Livin'

Watching telly

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."