Home Comfort Lover Pillows

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'Isn't it great?!'

"You're never home."

"That's exactly his problem - he's always been afraid to take chances."

"Nice discovery, but I'm going back to the air conditioning."

Unicorn Working From Home

WORKING FROM HOME/WORKING FROM THE OFFICE

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"He's an indoor cat."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"I see a couch."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

E-Z Livin'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."