Smart Home Explorers Pillows

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

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Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"No, it's not a computer monitor. It's a doggy door. Not everything is technology related."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"Good morning, Doug, I've had a chat with the other smart appliances, and we feel we'll be just fine without you from here on in."

"Frank?"

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"This house comes with smart windows. They automatically open when my husband takes his shoes off."