Home Tech Explorer Pillows

"I don't want a smart toilet. It might realize what it is and throw up."

Robotic Man

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Early Programmers.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

Information Tightrope.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Entomology Reference

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Man and dog on their hover boards.

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Apple Vision Pro

"Hi, I'm your robot to help you with your dementia..."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."