Home Tech Explorer Mugs

"I don't want a smart toilet. It might realize what it is and throw up."

Robotic Man

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Connected to Technology.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Early Programmers.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Information Tightrope.

Entomology Reference

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

Apple Vision Pro

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'