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How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Desert wifi

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'These new metal detectors are great!'