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How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'