Vintage Appliance Admirer Pillows

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Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Blue Dress

"It was her mothers"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Frank Sinatra.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Victorian woman at a bar.

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"