Vintage Appliance Admirer Pillows

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Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Blue Dress

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Centaur falls in love.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Fashion over function!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Victorian woman at a bar.

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!