Appliance Admirers Pillows

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

Intelligent people laugh too!

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Entertainment systems

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"My compliments to the can opener."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"To toast!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"