Appliance Adorer Pillows

"She'll come back. . . she always comes back."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Entertainment systems

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"To toast!"

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.