Kitchen Tech Enthusiast Prints

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Motor-blender.

Swiss Kitchen

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

Whistling Kettle

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

"So much to do... so little time."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."