Kitchenware Aficionado Gifts

Gladiators.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Swiss Kitchen

Origin of the 'spork'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

The History of Anti-stick

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"So much to do... so little time."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.