Kitchenware Aficionado Gifts

Gladiators.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Swiss Kitchen

The History of Anti-stick

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Origin of the 'spork'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."